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  Whats the dumbest reason youve been counseled?

  by avishai in

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  my friend was counseled for having a bad attitude because he wore white socks w/ his suit.

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  I was counseled for my hairstyle. Elder Dumbass said: "You should imitate the elders with your hairstyle."

  I asked him if he wanted me to get a Reverse Mohawk. I am not bald.

  He shut his piehole.

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  THE GOOD NEWS WILL BE POSTED LATER TODAY!!!!!

  by EndofMysteries in

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  a video will be posted later today where all the mysteries of god, the disgusting thing causing desolation, all the contradictions in the bible, why god in the old testament seemed so cruel, why was satan created if god is good, how is god love?

  all of the prophecies jesus had foretold which were hidden and lost yet being fullfilled the entire time.

  this is the good news that will then spread worldwide, and then the end will come.

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  Mrs. Jones said: " The grand climax is at hand! "

  Unfortunately for me, the Grand Climax was on my hand.

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  THE GOOD NEWS WILL BE POSTED LATER TODAY!!!!!

  by EndofMysteries in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  a video will be posted later today where all the mysteries of god, the disgusting thing causing desolation, all the contradictions in the bible, why god in the old testament seemed so cruel, why was satan created if god is good, how is god love?

  all of the prophecies jesus had foretold which were hidden and lost yet being fullfilled the entire time.

  this is the good news that will then spread worldwide, and then the end will come.

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  I got my Revo's at the ready.

  Bring on the end.

  I will go to the West Coast and have a pitcher of Mai Tai's with my best friend, and try to break all of the fun Ten Commandments.

  And tell God to kiss my non-existant white ass when it all goes down.

  Thanks for the warning.

  zed
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  Zen

  by zed is dead in

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  2. friends

  just found the right zappa sound on the valvetronix, played black napkins for my own edification before leaving for work.

  feeling etherial, loving life in the now.. zed.

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  Just found the right Zappa sound on the Valvetronix, played Black Napkins for my own edification before leaving for work. Feeling etherial, loving life in the now.

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  New light on GB Faithful Slave -- all other annointed are s**t

  by FatFreek 2005 in

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  The Faithful and Defecating Slave.

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  Fluff: Which Actor/Actress did you crush on secretly as a JW?

  by yknot in

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  i need a break from the jw-xmas noo-lite stuff ....... .

  today my crush was on tv and a quick blush came to my face as i remembered all the silliness i did to run into him when he was attending jr. college near my grandparents....sigh.... so who was yours?

  did your parents highly discourage/disapprove such?.

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  Nastassja Kinski

  
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  The WTS has said the FDS predates 1919

  by blondie in

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  w04 3/1 pp.

  8-12a slave who is both faithful and discreetwho really is the faithful and discreet slave whom his master appointed over his domestics?matthew 24:45.. on tuesday afternoon, nisan 11, 33 c.e., jesus disciples raised a question that has profound meaning for us today.

  they asked him: what will be the sign of your presence and of the conclusion of the system of things?

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  Sure, it was Charlie Taze before 1919.

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  White paint

  by zed is dead in

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  white paint.

  i remember in junior high school asking a question that really pissed my science teacher off.

  we were talking about color.

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  Fight Club is one of my favorite movies.

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  White paint

  by zed is dead in

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  white paint.

  i remember in junior high school asking a question that really pissed my science teacher off.

  we were talking about color.

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  I understand that past experience is important, in fact experience in reality is a thing of true value. The whole thing is to learn from it, and not let negativity taint your worldview and emotions. It gives me the ability to have empathy.

  I do choose to strain out the major emotional crap. It is not beneficial to anyone, including me. It is a part of healing.

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  White paint

  by zed is dead in

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  white paint.

  i remember in junior high school asking a question that really pissed my science teacher off.

  we were talking about color.

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  KS,

  "The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe."

  The above is a quote from one of my favorite musicians, and very apropos.

  zed